Uncool kids LISA BURTON & TIM DUNN nerd it up when we talk accents, haunted houses, Cecil the Lion, an activist turkey, high school bus rides and Tim’s new girlfriend, Ronda Rousey.
1:20 Sammy is concerned about Lisa taking advantage of Tim.
“…no beating around the bush here, like why don’t you come and make out with me?” -Lisa
5:30 A UK man called the police when his girlfriend allowed her cat to eat his bacon.
10:15 We delve into the accents we love and hate the most.
“I’m probably going to choke to death on a beignet when I go to New Orleans.” -Tim
17:00 Lisa loves ghost stories. We discuss what makes a good haunted house (and Hell House). Lisa tells the story of the Woman in White.
25:30 Michelle Obama would like to be Beyonce. Tim and Lisa share what celebrities they’d like to be.
32:18 Sammy asks what one thing Lisa and Tim would change about their careers.
36:02 We dig into the online furor surrounding the death of Cecil the Lion.
“Sammy, are you siding with the dentist here? Is that what you’re saying?” -Lisa
41:45 A turkey is terrozing the University of Michigan campus.
45:00 Lisa amuses and horrifies us with her school bus stories.
“Oh, that has a happy ending…kind of.” -Tim
53:10 Neither Tim or Lisa were cool kids in high school. Lisa ran with the FIYA HAZARDS and plugs the shit out of Whistle Binkies.
“We should move on before I sound un-feminist.” -Lisa
59:00 Ronda Rousey destroyed yet another MMA opponent!