Getaway drivers NNAMDI NGWE MILAN COOK gun the conversational engine as we chat cemetery clowns, cosplay creeps, bad boys, apologetic hit-and-runs and Amy Schumer.

SHOW NOTES:

0:00 Intro

1:00 Milan believes the worst of people, Nnamdi believes there good and bad people. Milan sometimes over-commits to continuous stinkeye.

“CHECK YO SELF BEFORE *I* WRECK YO SELF” – NNAMDI

5:10 Milan has strange relationship needs and anxieties. Nnamdi will stroke your dog. Sammy wonders what their ideal relationships would be.

8:50 A clown was filmed wandering around a Chicago cemetery late at night.

“THESE ARE THE GUYS THAT SIT IN THEIR MOM’S BASEMENT AND DON’T COME OUTSIDE AND DON’T SEE SUNLIGHT AND BREATHE THROUGH THEIR MOUTH REALLY LOUDLY.” -MILAN

12:20 Milan sometimes does cosplay for conventions. Nnamdi would dress as a Colonial Viper pilot or Bishop from X-Mean

17:10 A man snuck into a home, hid under a guest room bed for three days, and charged his cell phones.

19:09 Sammy and Nnamdi question Milan’s upbringing. Nnamdi shares his Nigerian punishment. Sammy if how they’ll discipline their own children.

28:00 Milan stayed and helped a biker who got doored. Nnamdi would have left.

“HE ALSO LOOKED TO BE ABOUT FIVE-SEVEN AND I’M ABOUT FIVE-EIGHT-AND-A-HALF…YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE *THIS* RIDE.” -MILAN

34:00 Milan is watching a lot of Korean soap operas on Netflix.

37:05 Sony is making a movie based on emoji icons.

“GET SOME ACID, GET A BIG BUCKET…I’VE SEEN BREAKING BAD. YOU CAN CLEAN UP THE SCENE PRETTY GOOD.” -NNAMDI

40:00 A woman ran over her boyfriend, apologized to him and then immediately left in a car driven by her friend. Nnamdi Milan would be the driver if it was a family member. They share who’s been there for them.

45:20 Milan does not care for Amy Schumer. She explains the difference between a feminist and a womanist to the boys. We discuss their reacations Schumer’s GQ Star Wars cover.

54:50 Outro

55:43 Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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