DIANE TENG and ANDY JUNK are totally adults now and you can hear them talk like mature adults about very adult things like buying lipstick, buying a house, traveling to Myanmar, teddy bears and allergies!
1:05 Diane needs advice on how to buy lipstick and explains make-up costs to the fellas.
“You know who taught me how to put eyeliner on? My high school theater director…”
7:10 Andy has bought a house. His mommy helped him with how to do it.
12:50 Diane Teng Chronicles (continued): now lives with her boyfriend in a studio apartment. Andy got cleaner once he moved in with his lady.
20:15 She spent two weeks in Myanmar with her family. She pooped in a hole, slept with 10 people in a hotel room and saw a “famous” boulder. There were also places where ladies were not permitted. It was great!
29:45 A blind horse has a seeing-eye camel. Andy and Diane wonder which animal they would be.
“If my mom listens to this, I hope that I’ve already told her this because I don’t want her to find out this way…”
32:25 A boy had teddy bears made from his deceased father’s uniform. Andy shares a horrible secret about a Build A Bear. Sammy and Diane decide Andy is lactose intolerant.
37:45 Diane is allergic to everything.
42:40 Sammy wonders when Andy finally felt like an adult.
“Why can’t we ever end on a high point for me?”