ROSIE MOAN (@RosMoan) and JIMMY PENNINGTON (@jimmyofnazareth) bicker and battle their way through the podcast! They yell about beards, Rosie’s boyfriend Ben, birthday parties, Rosie’s boyfriend Ben, Harry Potter, Rosie’s boyfriend Ben, Jack Reacher, Rosie’s boyfriend Ben, NYC taxi laws and each other’s crappy music. Also, Rosie’s boyfriend Ben.
0:45 “Rosie” is not Rosie’s first name. Jimmy has one hell of a beard. Rosie’s boyfriend, Ben, is mentioned in this segment.
6:25 Rosie details the back-and-forth surprise parties she and her boyfriend have thrown. Rosie’s boyfriend, Ben, is mentioned in this segment.
“I’m not gonna argue something where I’m right. It doesn’t make sense.”
11:00 We talk about the social sacrifices actors make…or in Jimmy’s case, don’t make. Jimmy explains his teaching style. Rosie’s boyfriend, Ben, is mentioned in this segment.
18:45 Rosie loses her shit when she learns Jimmy loves Harry Potter too. They divulge what they’d sacrifice to become wizards. Rosie’s boyfriend, Ben, is mentioned in this segment.
22:30 Adult Harry Potter fans caused an event for kids to be cancelled. Rosie and Jimmy ponder what their Patronus would be and what House would they would be sorted into. Rosie shamefully admits her true House.
“You know I’m going to be wrong because Jimmy is now using his ‘Confident Example Voice’”
30:10 Jimmy intentionally looks at Twitter feeds that anger him. He soldiered through 3 Jack Reacher books he did not enjoy whatsoever.
33:30 Rosie tunes out a no-sex revenge fart story…because she is remembering an even more perverted story. Both Jimmy and Rosie lied a lot when they were younger but don’t so now. Jimmy thinks white male stand ups should be eradicated.
40:15 A failed bank robber declared “April Fool’s” and left. The NYC Taxi commission is voting on new laws against sexually harassing (and ejaculating on) passengers. Sammy doesn’t understand Rosie and Ben’s relationship. Rosie’s boyfriend, Ben, is mentioned in this segment.
“I’m gonna sit in the bike lane and ejaculate as you go past. I’m just gonna throw someone else’s cum on you.”
49:10 Rock music may increase chemotherapy’s effectiveness. Rosie and Jimmy guess each other’s favorite music.
54:35 The CIA left explosive material in a school bus after a training exercise.
55:45 Outro. Rosie’s boyfriend, Ben, is mentioned in this segment.