ALAN CALLAGHAN and ANDY JUNK stamp their PopFury passports! They talk about their recent travels, planning Andy’s bachelor party, learning how to argue with significant others, the Freddy Got Fingered VHS arrest and Microsoft’s now-racist chatbot, Tay!
1:05 Alan recently visited Europe where he apparently went on a crime spree. Andy just went to Cancun as an adult.
13:55 Andy is getting married in August and he is designing the wedding invitation. Alan lobbies to be the best man.
“I want to live as if i were a 13-year-old boy who has enough money to live exactly how a 13-year-old boy wants to without parental supervision.”
18:45 A man used tea candles for light on his bike. Andy describes 2Toots Train Whistle Grill, which sounds like hell on Earth to Sammy.
21:00 A drunk Florida couple fought each other with Taco Bell food. Andy and Alan select their food weapons of choice.
24:00 Andy gets into the nature of arguing in relationships and learning how to fight with his fiance, Jenn.
30:30 Alan once gutted out three dates with someone he didn’t have chemistry with. Sammy wonders what Andy and Alan define “chemistry” as.
35:00 A man was arrested for not returning the VHS tape of Freddy Got Fingered. Andy was the guy from the video store who called you about owing money.
“I think there are no bounds to the perversion of Man.”
39:15 A woman claimed a man was hiding under her truck at a Walmart. The urban legend of Chicago’s Homey the Clown comes up as does the Target “Poop Perv”
44:45 Tay, Microsoft’s twitter chatbot that learns from users on the internet, turned into a racist troll.